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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 256 Shades of Grey? Grayscale"
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"How does Harry Potter go down a hill? By walking. JK. Rowling."
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"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""
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"What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia!"
"What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry? My donation check to the orphanage."
"I've got a friend whose nickname is ""Shagger"". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it"
"GUY: I wish girls liked comics. GIRL: I love comics. GUY: Oh really? Then what's the Hulk's favorite flavor ice cream?"
"How was copper wire first invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."