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Joke of the Day

"Hey, you have something in your teeth! Person B: What? Person A: Plaque."

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes."

"What's a mouse's best friend? Curiosity!"

"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."

"Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft."

"IDEA FOR COURTROOM SKETCH ARTISTS: a camera"

"What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks? The stove."

"Me: I want to take you home and drink you up baby Case of beer: I have a boyfriend"

"Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle."

"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""