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Joke of the Day
"What did the hat say to the tie? You just hang here, Ill go on ahead"
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"Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**"
"If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?"
"So back in Gr.8 Science, class reading of a chapter in biology... The dyslexic girl had issues talking about the growth and creation of orgasms."
"[prison] CELLMATE: what are you in for? ME: (actually in jail for jumping a fence to hug a panda) murder"
"How do you kill 20 flies? Slap an african in the face"
"Whats a printer's favorite sandwich? A paper jam sandwhich"
"I wanna start a muslim tinder called a-salama-like'em or a-salama-hate'em"
"What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard? His surname"
"Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)"