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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a colander on his head? COLIN! Duh!!!"
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"What's the worst present you could give a black person? Cotton Scented Hand Lotion"
"Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!"
"I tried to watch the paralympic games.. I couldn't though because the channel was disabled"
"What's the difference between a stadium full of Dallas Cowboys fans, and 90,000 buckets of shit? 90,000 buckets."
"What did the Third Reich say when they fired Hitler? ""You're ladolf."""
"What do you call a British voyeur? A bird-watcher."
"Did you hear about the new British period drama? They're calling it Bloody Hell."
"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"
"I get out of awkward dinner party convos by telling people it's my first outing since the psychiatrist declared me unfit to stand trial"