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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a colander on his head? COLIN! Duh!!!"
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"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"
"Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it's not called a purconow."
"What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons? They become sour krauts."
"I went to buy a Christmas tree. The guy said, ""Are you gonna put it up yourself?"" I said, ""No, I was thinking the living room."""
"Chuck Norris has sex with every woman once a month. It causes a week of bleeding"
"What's the worst part of fucking twenty-seven year olds? There's twenty of them."
"At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?"
"You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school."
"What is a uppercase 'i'? Pointless."