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Joke of the Day

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"

"I love playing chess with bald men in the park, but it's hard to find 32 of them. -Emo Phillips"

"Did you hear about the two bros who travelled around the world while high? It was a joint venture."

"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."

"What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux"

"Today was so terrible, I thought Steven Seagal was in it."

"Trainer: Why do you want to learn jujitsu? Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries."

"What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid? My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing."

"I'm trying get a job as a geometry teacher... Because I want to make at least 6 figures."

"What did the cow say in winter? Oh my god. I'm Friesian!"