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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard of the Ed Zachary disease? if you get the disease you'll look Ed Zachary like him!"

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"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"
"I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money."
"What do you call an airplane's cockpit if it's staffed by female pilots? The Box Office."
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"What's the difference between Barrack Obama and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods only wants to fuck your wife."
"My girlfriend is like a trampoline,... ...i dont have a trampoline!"