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Joke of the Day

"I wish I was Jesus so instead of listening to the same Christmas songs every day if the office, I could be dead."

"Why did the baker have brown fingers? Because he kneaded a shit."

"knock knock jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! knock knock who's there? hugh hugh who? huch need to listen to me!"

"When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?"

"The best thing about UDP jokes ...is that I don't care if you get them or not"

"Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier before you can rob a 7-Eleven"

"You don't really know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them."

"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

"What confuses a gay person Seven"

"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite film? IT'S FUCKING FROZEN!!"