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Joke of the Day

"we put a man on the moon but we can't keep him there. he keeps coming back. you stay on the moon. you stay there."

"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"

"This morning I was wondering why the sun wasn't rising... And then it dawned on me"

"Me: ""My elbow hurts."" WebMD: ""Elbow cancer."""

"The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."

"I will NEVER go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of broken rubber, no way am I leaving the same way"

"Hilary Clinton is trying to appear more normal by using the subway... ..., but Bernie Sanders claims she only uses it one tenth of one percent as much as he does."

"My friends and I used to love a good game of Russian Roulette. Unfortunately, they're a bunch of sore losers and won't play it with me anymore."

"In 3rd grade the bus driver missed my house but I was too embarrassed to say anything so I got off at the last stop and started a new life."

"Buckwheat has converted to Islam He is now known as Kareem of wheat."