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Joke of the Day
"Don't go broke trying to look rich... act your wage'"
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"""I'm so sorry"", I go around whispering to people who've just woken up from a coma."
"What is the worst part about having sex with an old woman? Ever open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human? None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark"
"Jimmy was eating ice cream but dropped it as he crossed the street. Why? He was hit by a bus."
"If I washed my dick 100 times, would you suck it? -No? -You dirty cocksucker you."
"What's the best thing from New York City? The train to Boston"
"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"
"What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car? Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note."
"How can you tell if a hippy came to your house? He's still there."