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Joke of the Day
"I hate when I'm singing along to the Beastie Boys and they mess up the lyrics."
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"If a quiz is quizical, what is a test ? Title."
"So I knew this lady, and even though she was a Prostitute..... She had the Prettiest face I ever came across."
"What medical condition are Clinton supporters currently experiencing? Tendienitis"
"There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a ""unicorn"""
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Dismembered"
"While those 2 guys at the bar were just fantasizing about what they'd do with powerball winnings, I stole their ticket."
"I once saw a black man walking down the street carrying a TV And I thought to myself ""Hmm, that one looks a lot like mine!"" Then I remembered, mine was at home, shining my shoes. Silly me."
"So engineering school is really hard... I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics."
"*unexpected snow fall* Americans: ""It's the end. The apocalypse is here!"" Canadians: ""Huh...I might need a jacket"""