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Joke of the Day
"You don't get what you WISH for, you get what you WORK for."
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"I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight."
"This year's Pulitzer Prize for Fiction... will probably go to some guy explaining why he had an Ashley Madison account."
"A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back."
"What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel? Fearless Reader"
"How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job? He isn't very App-y"
"The barista can't deal with the man's 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' shirt. Her mouth opens, then closes. The line grows."
"I googled 'Gary Oldman' and left off the 'r' It was the longest 3 hours of my life."
"I was watching Star Wars in English Class And a classmate says ""metaphors be with you"""