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Joke of the Day

"Kanye West tweeted that Bill Cosby is innocent? This is the last straw. He just lost my vote in 2020."

"Wife: ""Too bad my tits aren't keyboards, maybe they'd get some attention!"" Me: ""Your tits are fine, its your bitch personality"""

"What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty"

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""

"What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city? Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love."

"""Sure, you can wear shorts to preschool today."" -the reason I am sleeping on the couch right now"

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"

"How do you blind an Asian? With dental floss."

"""Look, Just Do Something to His Butt."" - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas"

"How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb? 5,6,7,8"