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Joke of the Day

"What did the 8 say to the 0? Hey, fatty"

"[walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] ""What are you supposed to be?"" ME: I'm not wearing a costume"

"I'm bummed out because i was just diagnosed with alzheimer's at least I don't have alzheimer's"

"That's a nice ham you have there It would be a shame if someone put an 's' at the start and an 'e' at the end..."

"Hi, I'm black and I can't stand the stereotype that we are all criminals. -Sent from your iPhone"

"What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!"

"A joke my religion teacher told to our class Roses are red, Violets are blue-ish, If it wasn't for Jesus, We all would be Jewish!"

"What do you call someone who photographs fish? A school shooter"

"What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time? Tooth Hurty"

"Took a poop without my phone. Had no idea what to do with my hands. Did the Macarena. What a day."