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Joke of the Day
"Where do pedophiles get the wedding rings? They go to Jared."
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"A woman walks in to a bar and asks for a Double Entendre... ...So the bartender gave her one."
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"Most fucked up joke I ever heard (nsfw) The moment when you eat out your grandma, taste horse semen and think to yourself ""So this must be how she died""."
"Who let the dogs out? Sansa Stark"
"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"
"[shows jury picture of gruesome murder scene] *they all gasp* That was my initial reaction too. Those shoes with those pants?"
"My SO always wanted a Disney wedding... But aparently selling our memories of it to a demon was out of the question."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling."