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Joke of the Day
"Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!"
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"What kind of punch hurts children the most? A sandy hook."
"My friend firmly believes that he's a solute I think he's diluted"
"Why do scholars use big words? To avoid circumlocution."
"Medication for depression ""may cause thoughts of suicide"". If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger"
"A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York."
"whats a feminist least favorite football team? MANchester united"
"A pirate walks into a bar... With a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, ""hey what's with the steering wheel?"" and the pirate says, ""Arrgghhh.... it drives me nuts."""
"What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there's no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it."
"What is the most deadliest breakfast? Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments."