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Joke of the Day

"Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!"

"Why do monks wear the same clothes every day? Because old habits die hard."

"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."

"2 plants are hanging out One says to the other, "" you hungry?"" To which the other replies, ""yes, I could go for a light snack."""

"What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies? One's inbred, the others in bread"

"The one time when The Hulk farted... it was the fart that was heard around the world. I know, I know."

"*spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*"

"My hot dislexic co-worker said she had an important massage to give me in her office... When I got there, she told me it can wait until I put on some clothes."

"What does DNA stand for National Dyslexia Association."

"FOX new has saved my legs! I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel."