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Joke of the Day

"FOX new has saved my legs! I got into a terridle car crash and and lost the use of my legs. When I was in the hospital, FOX news came on the TV. I got up to change the channel."

"Spongebob might be the main character.... but Patrick is the star."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old"

"Why are 9/11 jokes never funny? Because they always fly over everyone's head."

"If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food."

"What did the river say when it saw the beavers? I'll be dammed."

"I will convert to your religion if it makes this rash go away."

"I have so may gay friends... I can't keep them straight."

"spent today capturing hipsters, tagging them, and releasing them back into Silverlake. Study: Do skinny jeans restrict grazing patterns?"

"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."