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Joke of the Day

"Lawyer: why do you want a divorce? Wife: because he use idioms incorrectly. Me: it's not my cup of shoes, Linda!"

"How do you organize a party in space? You planet."

"Tried to catch Sirrus and Achenar yesterday Myst :)"

"An essay is like a girl's skirt... It should be long enough to cover the important parts, but short enough to still be interesting."

"Your parent's house: a place where even bad photos find their way into frames."

"Did you hear about the new emo pizza? You just make fun of it, and it cuts itself!"

"A mexican magician tell his audience he will disappear on the count of 3 ""Uno, Dos..."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres"

"Someone asked me why I only date terminal cancer patients... They asked if I did it to show them love during their waning months, which is a nice thought. But I'm really just bad with commitment."

"What's big, black, and explodes when shaken? A COKe bottle."

"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"