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Joke of the Day

"Doctors have confirmed that masturbation is life threatening Many men have died after having a stroke"

"If I died and went directly to hell it would take me a month to realize I wasn't at work."

"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."

"I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*"

"I am born to mixed-race parents ...but my mom preferred the 100 metres."

"What did Hillary say when she lost? Putin end to my life."

"What's the difference between my dick and my paycheck? I don't have to beg my wife to blow my paycheck."

"why are sex ed and drivers ed never on the same day in Iraq ? the camel would get overworked"

"I've been saying I'll sleep when I'm dead for so long, I'm starting to really look forward to dying."

"Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to"