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Joke of the Day

"Gay pride parade? Why isn't there a straight pride parade? They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot."

"The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born. EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'"

"What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished."

"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."

"Did you hear about the guy who crashed his car into a tree? He wanted to see how much his Mercedes Benz"

"Because one Duran just wasn't enough."

"The year is 42069. We've stopped changing the date, it's just always the year 42069 and people spell their names with emojis. It's awesome."

"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever."

"There's 2 types of people in this world... Ones that pee in the shower And liars"

"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."