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Joke of the Day

"The world would be a much better place if people like Adolf Hitler were still born. EDIT: typo, 'stillborn'"

"Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House? A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!"

"If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked. He's pretty much the Angel of Death."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't have her seatbelt on"

"What does a feminist and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog"

"What did the fruit say to the vegetable, at dinner? Lettuce Pray"

"The secret episode. ""Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!"" ^^^I'm ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^for ^^^this"

"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."

"What should you do when push comes to shove? Learn to read. The door says ""pull""."