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Joke of the Day
"I bought some new ""London Bridge Jeans"" They keep falling down."
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"First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape."
"A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thought... ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"Why is it impossible to mistake a penis for a vagina? Because there's a vas deference."
"Way to disappoint me, things that aren't cheese."
"Walk into the club like whatup OWW Walk into the mace like what DAMN Walk into the sword like wha *dies* *flunks gladiator school*"
"I no longer see my wife and kids because of gambling. I won a shitload of money and moved to Spain."
"Sometimes I like to stick a band aid on the middle of my forehead and when somebody asks what happened I tell them I got shot."
"My doctor said that high levels of hormones were causing me to prematurely ejaculate. On my way home I bought a gag for my wife."
"""Speak softly and carry a big stick."" -- Teddy Roosevelt ""Yell loudly and talk about the size of your stick."" -- Donald Trump"