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Joke of the Day
"What do you call pasta with alzheimers? forgetti"
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"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."
"What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard."
"Nipples: Nature's thermometer."
"And on the 8th day, He said ""Oh I'll make carbs delicious AND fattening LOL!"""
"Why did the dog roll down the hill? It didn?t have any legs."
"What do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff"
"How do you make a dead baby float? Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"
"Three cows are standing in a field. Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter Cow 3: Holy shit a talking cow!"
"I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge There is turkey But it's covered in Greece There's Norway I can eat that. Edit:spelling"