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Joke of the Day
"Oedipus? I hate that motherfucker"
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"Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul? He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change."
"What do people say when they eat very tasty jam? ""Jaaaam,this is good"""
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"
"""50 Shades of Clay: The Aiken Story"" might've been worse."
"What do children think of the world? I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today."
"Millennials make the best spys... They've got nothing to lose."
"Lord give me coffee to change the things I can...and vodka to accept the things I cannot. Amen!"