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Joke of the Day
"Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas because he held up the whole world !"
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"How come when animals have sex at the zoo it's ""educational"" But when I have sex it's ""immoral"" and ""illegal"""
"Whoever coined the phrase ""smooth as a baby's bottom"" must have been a real creep."
"Not saying dogs are better than kids in every aspect; but good luck finding a kid willing to lick up his own vomit."
"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"
"Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing."
"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"
"Best blonde jokes?"
"why don't foot fetishists ever win anything? because they like the taste of defeat. i'm not even sorry."
"Veni Vidi Venti. I came, I saw, I ordered a Caramel Macchiato."