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Joke of the Day
"I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-wife's killer... ...but no one will do it."
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"Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move."
"Last week I called a lady a watering hole... but I meant well."
"My house is really small until I can't find my phone."
"What do watermelons and Khloe Kardashian's vagina have in common? They're both pink in the middle and full of black seeds"
"The doctors tested a man to see if he was gay. He passed with flying colors."
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs"
"GOD: Done! Every animal niche perfectly filled WOODPECKERS: We didn't get anything GOD: Oh. Uh...just pound trees with your face"
"Can we please be straight here- when you hit the wrong key by accident, that is a typo. When you can't spell the word, that is NOT a typo."
"You Gotta Hand It To Leave Brits They were so concerned about immigrants ruining their economy that they preempted it and ruined their economy themselves."