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Joke of the Day

"I feel really bad about being at this girl's house last night. I came in seconds. Besides that, what kind of shitty name is that for a cat?"

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"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's... Yea, says the guy who never shoved a bunch of Reese's up his ass."
"How did R. Kelly's girlfriend feel when she found out he's into watersports? She was pissed."