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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe? A Serj Protector."
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"[The Beatles writing Here Comes The Sun] Paul: so what should come after here comes the sun? [Ringo screams from bathroom]: Doo Doo, Doo Doo"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? He woke up."
"Million dollar idea - an app that connects you with other people eating beef jerky in their car."
"World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money, what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland? Old bae."
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally"
"I call McDonald's to make a reservation for Valentine's Day, just to listen to the stammering and confusion from the kid answering the phone"
"If God really made Eve from Adam's rib bone. Then women are really men and we're all gay. Discuss."
"Good Girls Vs Bad Girls Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot."