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Joke of the Day

"Greg wins 25,000,000.00 in the nationally lottery and runs home ""Margret, I won the lottery, pack your bags"", ""why Greg, where are we going?"". ""I don't care, pack your bags and get out"" says Greg."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Caesars"

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asked the rabbi, ""Do you get paid for corcumcisions?"" The rabbi replies ""No, but I keep the tips."""

"A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store..... A Tumblr user walks into a DIY store and steals one item. He take a fence"

"Met someone on Craigslist, guess I'm dating a grill now."

"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."

"Whenever I look in the mirror I call myself ugly. because it hurts more coming from someone pretty."

"My brother can dish it out, but he can't take it. He since lost his job as a waiter."

"What's the difference between zombies? Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't."

"A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake"