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Joke of the Day

"Confucius say, many hand make for light work, But one hand make for quick job."

"I got a job crushing cans... ...It's soda pressing..."

"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."

"Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U... Because U keep reposting this joke."

"I like to keep my collar popped. I ain't no collar back girl."

"The Viking God Thor comes to Earth... and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her ""I am Thor"". She replies ""you're thor, I can't even pith!"""

"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""

"Why didn't the cheese get sliced? It was destined for grater."

"If Jesus is the Lamb of God? Does that mean mary had a little lamb?"