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Joke of the Day

"I have found that there are three kinds of people; Those who can count and those who can't."

"[on a date] *don't let him know you're a bird* Him: I'll drive us. I just had my car cleaned and detailed. Me: *poops all over windshield*"

"Marathons should keep going until only one person hasn't shit themselves and that person should be the winner."

"What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party? There's no punch line."

"After seeing the disaproval of gay Jokes I might as well say that handicap jokes are also horrible and rude. I just can't stand them."

"Heard of The Gay Martini? they're pretty strong. You drink just one and you can't see straight."

"Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice! Except Chris Brown"

"What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if i know."

"If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry"

"What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !"