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Joke of the Day

"How are one night stands like savings accounts? ...you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero."

"If I swollow A weener whole, will it come out the same way? I feel like it would be really good if that happened."

"You're in love? Cool, I'm in sweatpants."

"Why did I cross the road? Because your mom was on the other side.."

"Let me be the Stud in your life. I already have the STD, all I'm missing is u."

"How to keep a reader in suspense? [removed]"

"(This one is better said than read)... What do you call a fish with no eyes?... ...a ***Fsh!!***"

"my life is all about getting strong and powerful and then marching on down to hell to challenge satan for the throne"

"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."