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Joke of the Day

"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"

"Did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband at dinner? That blonde girl Reese.... Not Witherspoon, with her knife."

"What do you call a baby from Dover? Doverkiin."

"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"

"You know what's great about being single ? Fucking everything"

"I went through a Skrillex phase I had to stop though. It got expensive dropping everything all the time!"

"""It's possible to touch birds!"" I say suddenly. My coworkers stare at me. I wander outside to touch some birds."

"A Silly Riddle! What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!"

"How do you quiet a gay baby? Stick a pacifier up its ass"

"What is the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"