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Joke of the Day

"what i don't understand is that a pope can choose his own name but there's never been a Pope Batman"

"Are you still looking for a job? I hear they're hiring at the zoo circumcising elephants. The pay is small, but the tips are big!"

"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' I asked. ""It's not unusual"", he replied."

"Teacher: ""Which book has helped you the most in your life?"" Student: ""My father's check book!"""

"Planning on starting a restaurant called 'Cobalt 60'. Food will obviously be something to die for."

"I sustained a serious neck injury a few years ago... ...and I've never looked back."

"I don't think any political ideology is inherently wrong Some are just alternative right"

"""This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!"" ""But I can't-"" ""Now!"" *t-rex panics*"

"How do you a convert a number to a radical? You convert it to Islam."

"What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks? they both get laid by mexicans"