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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field"
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"If you're not using Social Media to spout your uninformed opinion then you're totally missing the point of the Internet."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"Can everyone who is pretending to be a slutty, hot broad but is actually a dude raise our hands? THEIR HANDS, I MEANT THEIR!"
"What animal is endangered by tooth decay? Molar bears!"
"Me: Do you want to meet your sisters at the bus stop? 5: *doesn't look up* I already know them."
"(Translated from my mother tongue) What does a man do when he wants to end a marriage passively? He tries finding the expiration date on the marriage cirtifficate"
"*paramedic holds me as a I lay dying* ME: Tell my family.. all I ever wanted..was a robot butler PM: With a top hat? ME: Of course you idiot"
"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside!"