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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field"
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"I told a Catholic girl my penis is named Jesus... ...because it always rises on the third date."
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"What's Brian David Mitchell's favorite movie? Get Smart"
"I missed a period in that last tweet. I hope I'm not pregnant."
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"My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven. Just how I was raised."
"What do you call a seven course Irish meal? A 6-pack and a potato."
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