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Joke of the Day

"What will be after homo sapiens in evolution? Homo genius."

"I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames.. She says its ""just cause"" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4.."

"iPhone 8 should have no charging port. So you can use it only once."

"How do you make a cat sounds like a dog? Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. *WOOF*!"

"What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab? A FUNGI to be with!"

"How did the founding fathers of Canada name there country? They drew letters from a hat. ""A 'C' eh! An 'N' eh! A 'D' eh!"" they cried"

"Economists say the recession ended last year. Good to know. I'll bring that up at the dinner table tonight over our single bean."

"I asked a German girl for her number today. Apparently it is 999-999-9999. Weird right?"

"What is ET short for? Because he has short legs"

"What is the collective noun for three dyslexics? A riot."