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Joke of the Day
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call it when a woman trolls you? Ans: Cunt-troll (control)"
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"My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal :) (Be kind,he's only 14 lol)"
"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."
"I haven't swam competitively since I was a sperm."
"They say anal sex is like your first car... you might not like it but your dad will give it to you anyway!"
"if my mother-in-law was an actress, she'd be the star of The Cunt for Red October."
"The awkwardness of my life is equivalent to when somebody says ""Happy Birthday"" and you say ""Thanks you too!"""
"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"
"Yesterday I saw a little kid who kept refusing to go home for a nap. He was resisting a rest."
"When people say they did something ""like a boss"" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair"