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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat She got an event horizon."
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"Which dinosaur walks with a limp? a Myfeetasaur"
"Whenever I'm waiting for an elevator & the door finally slides open I pretend I'm on a Game Show & just won a group of people"
"Life's a bitch, Because if it was a slut, It would be easy."
"Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies so.. So Kim Kardarshian says she wants more babies ? Apparently their family will be like a complete compass. East, West, NORTH, South."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you ha ha!"
"Revenge is never as satisfying as you'd hope And the cops always come sooner then you expect"
"Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time."
"I had all these small cheese squares but nothing to put them on. I was really cracka lackin'."
"my cousin jeff died today. sent flowers to the family with a little card saying ""jeff is dead"" so they know what the flowers are for"