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Joke of the Day

"My goal is to one day make it through an entire p orn movie."

"I like my women like i like my coffee Ground up in the freezer"

"Alcohol makes people do things they know they shouldn't but kinda want to. E.g I started sleeping 20 hours a day."

"Physicists have yet to explain why 200 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only three registers will be open."

"What did the black man get for his son on christmas? Your bike."

"Why is C afraid of D? Because DEEZ NUTS!"

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decided to have a BBQ. The Englishmen brought some meat, the Irishman brought some whiskey and the Scotsman brought some dude from Aberdeen."

"The barber in my neighborhood just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 4 years, and I never knew he was a barber."

"My Friendster account was hacked. Now I'm being extorted for all those testimonials I wrote. Said no one ever."

"The school called me on the phone today and said, ""Your son has been telling lies."" I replied, ""Well, tell him he's bloody good! I don't have no kids!"