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Joke of the Day
"My goal is to one day make it through an entire p orn movie."
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"What happens when you give a cow a joint? The steaks are high"
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"Me: Help! i need my stomach pumped. 911 Operator: Did you ingest poison, ma'am? Me: No. Pizza."
"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."
"How long does it take a satellite to reach Uranus? Bend over and I'll show you."
"What do you call a German living in Canada? A leder hoser."
"Why did the fish sink? (This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? Two very unhappy animals."
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog."