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Joke of the Day

"I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets anything done He's surrounded by tools"

"Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?"

"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because may be 8 didn't have charging jack"

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either"

"My pet rabbit, Nickel, just died. So I buried him in the yard. Now I just have a Nickel-less cage."

"I'm my own boyfriend when it comes to farts"

"I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory.... Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"I hate when I press 1 for English and still get an Indian person."

"My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."