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Joke of the Day

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of the Year"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."

"What is the room temperature on Tatooine? Lukewarm"

"One day I'm going to cure blindness... You'll see. You'll all see!"

"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds?"

"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."

"Did you hear the rumour about butter? Never mind, I better not spread it."

"Ford claims that 90% of its cars are still on the road today That's pretty bad, apparently only 10% of them made it back home"

"What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game."

"What do you get when you cross a hot dog with a walrus me fukin ur mom HAHA bet u didnt see that coming"

"""Yo dad, did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?"" *dad checks & realises his mistake* ""you know what else isn't in here son? Adopted"""