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"What do you call a Black-Asian? Hung"

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"What is the difference between a strip club and a circus? At a circus has cunning stunts"
"[in bed] ""No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"""
"How do Catholic church priests stay healthy? They exorcise."
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team? Cause she ran away from the ball"
"What's the best part of being a lesbian in 1912? Both got seats on the titanic's lifeboats."
"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."
"I was at the inventor of the USB stick's funeral yesterday..... They lowered his coffin into the ground, then raised it back up, turned it around, and lowered it back down again."
"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."
"You know how racist make their pancakes? With white powder."