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Joke of the Day
"I like my scotch like I like my women 12 years old and ice cold."
Next Joke
"Today, the tree my family planted 15 years ago died and had to be cut down. I'm mourning wood."
"I just don't understand kids. My kid says he wants to play heavy metal. So why's he so mad at me? I bought him one of the best tubas money can buy!"
"What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !"
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining."
"George Foreman named all five of his sons George. I'll bet the password on every website he goes to is ""password""."
"What do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? A fruit roll up"
"Sometimes I tell my And I laugh at them."
"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race."