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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat? Skip."

"Why was the little boy speaking gibberish? Because he lost his marbles."

"How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsout_goonsout"

"Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street count the legs divide by two and subtract one for the Jew who catches it."

"Why do people ask ""what the hell were you thinking""? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it"

"Just met up with an old friend yesterday I asked where he's been I haven't seen him in years. He replied jail, cops don't approve of you selling pot in a school zone."

"So I was reaching for the Viagra... But I picked up the tipp-ex by mistake. I woke up with a massive correction."

"Paid $80 for a screw I picked up on my lunch hour. The only thing that blew was my tire."

"Cat lovers Their pets also qualify for the obnoxious neighbor award."

"What's the best wood to make a golf club out of? Taiga Wood"