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Joke of the Day

"Depending on who you are determines what colors you see the dress as. Chris Brown sees it as black and blue."

"i bet you spend all your money pizza and hookers. Pssh Dad, i dont spend money on pizza thats ridiculous."

"My son keeps running around naked, so I sprayed him with Windex. It's supposed to prevent streaking."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee in a basket being touched by many Colombian men."

"A funeral procession led by a woman and her pit bull. There are TWO hearses. ""The Widow"" by Katy Franco [Joke-A-Tini]. Funny and fun to watch. http://youtu.be/2B7Acry2pms"

"Smoking causes a huge financial burden that's shared by all of us, so it only makes sense that they get a bunch of extra five minute breaks."

"What's it called when a priest is always late? Collared people's time"

"What's the first thing you should do when you bring a Thai girl home? Check to make sure your dick is bigger than hers."

"What is the penalty for telling a bad joke? The joke is it's own pun-ishment."

"Why are all the girls in my school dressed up like OP,s mom?"