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Joke of the Day

"Hitler started the first ever Jewish Marathon.. But he couldn't finish the race"

"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."

"Yesterday, I asked my North Korean friend how his life was going over the phone.... He said ""Can't complain""."

"Cannibals like to meat people."

"They say honesty is the best policy, but quite frankly, I think a million-dollar life insurance policy on a super old dude sounds better."

"haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho"

"The act of questioning can be intimidating. Isn't it?"

"I'm working on a new adult film loosely based on ""Two girls, one cup"" but with a bondage theme... It's called ""I shit, you knot."""

"Why do nuns always travel in pairs? Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none."

"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"