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Joke of the Day

"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is"

"The moderators of The Joke Cafe rejected the joke I submitted about my penis. ... They said it was too long."

"him: who is your fantasy? me: huh? him: who would you like to be stuck in an elevator with? me: the elevator repair man."

"""Dont put all your eggs in one basket,"" is a lie perpetuated by Big Basket to sell more baskets"

"trump Donald trump-worlds biggist douche"

"A man walks into a mental hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The clerk says to him, ""You definitely belong here, I can clearly see your nuts!"""

"I've had a really bad day. First, my wife got ran over by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver."

"What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door? You don't let her out."

"""My eyes are down there!"" - Large-breasted blind woman pointing to her service dog."

"Went to Big Lots with a $100 gift certificate and they just handed me the keys to the store."