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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"

"1. The truth will set you free. 2. The truth hurts. 3. Being set free hurts."

"I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there."

"I'm usually not into butt plugs... ...it's actually the other way around :)"

"Maggie Thatcher is due to be buried in a man made lake. Well, it will be once everyone finishes pissing on her grave."

"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"

"Xbox One and PS4 Get into a car crash... And here comes the ambulance ""WIIUWIIUWIIUWIIUWIIU"""

"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar? they each got 6 months"

"I was talking to my buddy Adam Lanza and I asked him if he'd wanna date my 25-year-old friend. He said, ""Yeah! I love taking out twenty - five year olds!"""

"I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today. I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead."