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Joke of the Day

"If you need anything you can call me any time of the day or night. I won't answer and my ringer will be off, so it won't bother me at all."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made with the juice of the fruit."

"Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener? Because he was good at pulling weed"

"My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!"

"Say what you want about Lance Armstrong, but I think being the first man to walk on the Moon is an amazing achievement. They can never take that away from him..."

"Me: I ate all the chips. Wife: What!? For the boys' lunches!? Well, at least we still have cheeze its. Me: You're not going to believe this"

"Playing 8-person smash was one of the deepest and most thought provoking experiences I've ever had... I spent the whole time trying to find myself"

"What bees makes the best milk ? Boob-bees And also this is my first time using Reddit and my account is only 30 minutes old by the time of this post so I have no idea what I am doing"

"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back I don't know how big this thing gets!"

"What do you call a cockroach filing a complaint? A Bug report"