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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous."
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"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
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"I have a dog that can perform magic tricks. i call him Houndini.."
"I just emailed ""This is a robbery!"" to my online bank. Will they just put the $$ in my account or do I have to wait for an email back?"
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the local zoo."
"Guy walks up to a Canadian and says ""Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"" The Canadian says ""That was my wife."""
"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster."
"what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a busty crustacean!"