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Joke of the Day

"Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not ""content creator""?"

"What do you do before deploying a tickle into production? A testicle!"

"How do you turn regular water into holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

"What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid? Running Stupid"

"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being."

"HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO, OR AS IT'S KNOWN AS IN ARIZONA, ""CINCO DE WHAT-O? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST-O, PACO"""

"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."

"Surprised to learn that famed pornography company American Apparel has entered the clothing business."

"Advertisement for a crane company... Advertisement for a crane company: Call us, and we'll hook you up!"

"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."