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Joke of the Day

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? [read with a pirate accent when they most likely say, ""RRRRR""] ""You'd think it'd be R but 'tis the C they love"""

"What's gray and comes in quarts? According to my mom, my new stepdad"

"""Mrs. Arnold Palmer, what do you do for good luck before your husband plays a tournament?"" ""Well, I kiss his balls for good luck."" ""That must make his putter flutter."""

"No Wonder black people are so fast! Having a 3rd leg really helps."

"Programmed Siri to respond to any request with ""That's what she said."""

"Two cookies were walking across the road... ... one gets hit by a car, the other one says ""ah crumbs..."""

"My Brother had to give up Tap Dancing recently. He kept falling into the sink!"

"Why'd the air resistance committed suicide? Because he's always being neglected"

"How do you sum up a cashew? In a nutshell!"

"Hunters, you shouldn't wear camo you should dress like cars. Deer will walk toward you and hope you kill them."